Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Day 7: Killing machine (kind of).

I successfully made my first kill today:

I felt pretty baddass. Yesterday Alex told me I was the cliché blonde, getting turned into a zombie on the first day, but today I was sitting on the steps of Suzallo Library and saw a human walking by... I surprise attacked him and his nerf gun jammed and honestly, poor Jake Anderson never stood a chance. Be afraid, UW. Be afraid.

Yesterday I had my first 2 hour childbirth class. I know a lot of people have been snickering, thinking it's the type of class where you bring your pillow and your partner and practice doing contractions; IT'S NOT. The whole process of birth is this anomaly that no one thinks to start learning about until after they're pregnant, and that's silly. There is so much to learn. It's fascinating. I want to keep this blog G rated so I wont divulge much, but all my life I thought a natural birth would be terrible and painful and I would just want them to put me under and cut the baby out and that's that, but after just one day I have already changed my mind.
Not that I plan on having kids any time soon. I have SO much living to do first. God no, I am not mother material. But someday. :)

Not to awkwardly go from talking about having babies to this, but Alex and I have officially been dating for 2 months today. Not much else to say on the subject, aside from that it makes me incredibly happy and I miss him a lot today.

I have to do this thing for my Geography class where I keep a food diary for 7 days and then do a write-up on what it tells us about our diet... I am already feeling pretty terrible because although yesterday's breakfast was pretty okay (Special K cereal with strawberries) lunch was chinese take-out and dinner was Paggliachi's Pizza. :/
I know we're not supposed to purposefully eat better for the sake of the project, but one day has passed and I already FEEL like I need to eat better. I am going to actually cook myself something tonight. We'll see how that goes.
For the record, I really dont know how to cook anything.
Besides grilled cheese. And like.. big whoop.

I think this is all for today. I am sitting on the couch in the living room with my housemate Justin and it's pretty funny because he's still a human and I'm a zombie and we're adjusting to different species living peacefully while under the same roof. It's hard. I want to eat his brains.

In fact I am going to make him take a picture with me.

Look at that amicable diversity. :D
(This is totally just a product of being in the safe zone. If we were not within the block we live on, I guarantee I would be devouring him.)

Today's Word: Lactista
Spanish women who are intolerant to dairy products. -lalalaamichelle
(This made me BURST out laughing. Best word yet. xD)

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safi said...

Wow, you only just posted this. You write really nicely. You just improved my sleepless night a little bit :)

CRUNKRacoon said...

I am personally going to the head of my school and demanding that we have our own Zombie Hunt. It sounds like so much fun.

Word Verif.:
Chromyst = One who practices the act of cloning evil babies though chromosome duplication.

Megg. said...

Happy two month anniversary with Alex! Cuuuute. :D
I love reading your blog posts, entertaininggg. :D
The Zombie vs. Human thing seems very cool.

WordThingy - Prearks - A sound made before an act of "arking". (Arking is also known as alien penguins barking, but arking may happen in human beings if they are overly excited.)

Blah, that was lame, but oh well. I'm tired. XD

hayleyghoover said...

Destioni: Ravioli that you're destined to eat.

You know I'm going to keep trying until my word makes it in. I don't care if it takes me all month. These people are STRANGERS. I'm one of your closest FRIENDS. Does that mean nothing?!

seurat2 said...

i think I love your blog even more than your vlogs. And I love your vlogs a lot. I think Justin is doomed.

Cody Hotel said...

Is your front door a safe zone? I recommend hiding in the bushes.

testro = the first attempt of canoe propulsion with a new oar

Jess said...

Stuains: To suck out a human'd brains in a zombie like matter.

disasterpastor45 said...

arein - are in (or) a rein

Get some microwavable TV dinners if you're not on a real food plan.

disasterpastor45 said...

storm - instant word verification

disasterpastor45 said...

anterna - weather radio is not properly directioned; gotta adjust the anterna

disasterpastor45 said...

himpoliz - OMG!

Redcabbageispurple said...

Paggliachi's sounds like it would be fun to say (I don't know if that's the right spelling or anything)
verification word: glyph.... wait, that's already a word... is that even possible on these?

Leah said...

HAHAHAHAHA. Lormunt: the dormant stage of Lauren Fairweather, before she erupts with an explosion of cuteness and squee. In a sentence: "At Etown, she lies lormunt, but when she plays a show..."

Aardvarks Rule said...

Tiedaniaing - the act of tie dying in the land of tie die.

kaitlin said...

plondo- a mondo plop.
That kid's cannonball made a major plondo.

elizabethshodges said...

quaffling: the act of drinking [pumpkin juice or something of the sort] while in possession of the quaffle during a game of quidditch. It is very difficult and has been managed by very few players, most of whom suffered bad injuries from bludgers because of said act.

VicMorrowsGhost said...

Can zombies have babies? Perhaps just for a snack.

Priter - It's like Twitter... but for Pirates.

Black Beard "Arrrr"
24 minutes ago from Priter

Jordiekins said...
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Jordiekins said...

1.A crazy zombie who NOMs people. Additional spelling: Nommer.
2. See "Kristina Horner"
3.What is never said after eating at chipotle. (pronounced: No-more)

Scott said...
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Scott said...

To embaraleet: The act of deleting an embarassing comment/post on the account it is overboard on the stalker meter, etc.

Person One: Dude, where did your comment go?
Person Two: I embaraleeted it, I asked a member of a well known youtube collab chanel for a vial of his semen...
Person One: Seek psychological attention.

LOL @how I accidently deleted this post the first time I wrote it. But don't worry, I wasn't embaraleeting.

A said...

Word Vertification:
Maxewor - The maximum state of war that overrules all safe zone boundaries and turns friends against each other

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