Friday, April 10, 2009

Day 10: Chapped lips are FASCINATING.

I dont have much to say today.
I spent all morning watching the Office, Alex called me to inform me that I had overtaken WhattheBuck in Dailybooth followers (that puts me at #3 :D) and I went to school. Now I am at work.

Jenn and I talked Lost theories while Coral contemplated killing us (she hates Lost and we insist on discussing new episodes in depth every week). Now I am just bored, tired, and excited to go home to my parents house tonight (again, for Easter, and to continue with manual car driving lessons). The excitement is not so much the going home part as much as it is the kitchen full of food I didnt have to spend my own money on part. xD

Oh right. I do have something to say.

I was on facebook today and suddenly I had the little red notification doo-dad thing pop up. I clicked on it, and it said this:

"Alexa Otero just answered the question "Would Kristina Horner lick their lips before going to a party to make sure they're not chapped? " about you. Click here to see more. [ Is this spam? ] 8:56pm"

Okay. Let me unpack this for you.
1. First of all, WHY do you care?
2. Of course I'd lick my lips. That's what human people do. We lick our lips if they are dry.
3. Why would I want to "see more"? Are you going to ask if I yawn when I'm tired? If I sharpen my pencil when it gets dull? If I eat food when I am hungry?
4. Why a party? Why that specifically? I would lick my lips in a library to make sure they're not chapped. I would lick my lips in a grocery store to make sure they're not chapped. That one is super convenient too, because if they ARE chapped, I could just pick up some chap stick along with my milk and cinnamon bun ice cream.
5. Yes, it's spam.
6. Also, how do you KNOW, Alex Otero? And if you're just guessing, what JOY do get out of guessing? Yes. I lick my lips. OOOoooOoOO. Doesn't EVERYBODY?
7. WHY DO YOU CARE?

This... this is weird. Facebook applications have always annoyed me; I'm not a zombie, or a werewolf, I dont want you to send me an easter egg or a growing mystery plant or an Edward Cullen, and I REALLY dont want your bumper stickers. But a chapped lip trivia questionnaire application? Too far, facebook. Too far.

Okay. Rant over.

Working on album stuff and I am very excited about it. I cant wait to be able to put a new song on our myspace at least. I've realized nobody has heard ANYTHING, not any sort of preview or anything, from this new album. It'll be 100% a surprise!

Today's Word: Unmed
The act of throwing up medication. -Jordiekins
(That one made me giggle. xD)

Status on the Office: Season 4, Episode 1

Subscribers: 17,051 <-- exciting!

27 comments:

Melody said...

What the hell?? That Facebook thing is a bit creepy.

I have to ask. You said that Alex called you. On the phone? I am just making sure you don't mean Skype or something.
How do you manage that? Doesn't it cost a bunch? The only time I've called my love in England it only lasted about 3 seconds. It was to test out to make sure I had the number right.

Leah said...

... well, technically, you ARE a zombie. At least for this week.

Word-
sisoner: State of being imprisoned by one's sister in order to do sisterly bonding.

Primrose Marie said...

Chapped lips or no chapped lips, I always have chapstick. It really has turned into an addiction. Please, if you need some or would like some, let me send some to you. I really don't need thirteen tubes of chapstic. No matter how chapped my lips are.

Rule of thumb (or in this case-lip?): Two lips = two tubes. The end.

Claire said...

mmm Fun Run is SUCH a good episode.

Also, I am addicted to chapstick. It's kind of terrible. I use it probably about once every half hour.

coupper: to combine skills with a friend in order to beat the high score of a video game. (aka co-upper)

seurat2 said...

You've given me another reason to be glad I never really got into facebook. Good luck with the driving test, there is no reason in the world why you can't learn to drive stick without going mad.

Word -andsed- verb,adding on to a sentence so that it seems to never end. As in "I just got andsed by Kristina." Not as if that would ever happen I'm sure.

hayleyghoover said...

Love you.

Dinge: To binge on dinner.

superrsharon said...

Ugh I hate facebook apps too! I get all happy when i see that i have a new notification but then it's just one of those stupid apps!

Word:
Excitify: A charm that magically transforms an ordinary dull day into an exciting day with all your favorite people surrounding you!

Missy said...

I hate facebook applications too. Stupid easter egg hunt thing. It's ruined my life.

Also, my verification word is "nonawism". I'm not creative enough to think of a definition, so I'll leave it up to someone else. xP I just think it's a funny word.

turnk said...

First of all, I'm glad you're watching the office. Its my fave.

Also, I decided that your Create a New Word in April thing seemed like a lot of fun, so I was like "I'm gonna comment and create a word!"

My word verification word is "Under."

Yes. "Under."

disasterpastor45 said...

mysplep - ripping off the chapped portion of the lip.

Humidifiers really help out to prevent severe chapped lips in the northeast winters. I had very bad chapped lips for so many years until I took care of the humidity.

disasterpastor45 said...

poorke - what opens the poor house

disasterpastor45 said...

stogyp - a calculator function that just doesn't remember anything.

disasterpastor45 said...

rershil - AWI - Acting While Intoxicated

disasterpastor45 said...

browoot - Yay to your brother for teaching you how to drive a manual.

Might wanna log-in 50 hours behind the wheel this month.

disasterpastor45 said...

unballa - what not unmedding does to a guy.

disasterpastor45 said...

forese - a forest without the t

disasterpastor45 said...

medlacy - look out lacy, whoever you are!

disasterpastor45 said...

ingui - outgui!

VicMorrowsGhost said...

Previously on Kristina's blog...
"I freeken love buddy bowling!"

Not all face book apps are evil. Well buddy bowling is a time vampire but it's a fun kind of evil.

Flaing - The sound a dropped knife hitting concrete.

everybodylovesbread said...

Lictkorper (n)Leekt-kor-pur
- The act of daydreaming or not focusing while listening. Eg; As Dwight was telling me why bears do not beat beets, I fell into lictkorpur.

Natalie said...

Offixation - Fixation with The Office!

sarahlynch said...

Nowlers. I can't come up with a definition, but it sounds like a creature from Harry Potter.

EmilyPotter said...

Omg...I HATE that application.
Some girl that I've never talked to before answered questions about me.
One was like "Do you think Emily has ever cut herself?" and this other one was like "Do you think Emily is a douchebag?" It's so stupid o_o

Word: Miscrusty - A crusty woman?

disasterpastor45 said...

racepi - this just never ends....

disasterpastor45 said...

hogamp - not quite a Pignose amp

Melissa said...

I always laugh when I'm on facebook and those question things pop up in the updates thingy because I've gotten ones that said something like, "Do you think Melissa is a sociopath?". haah.

Ulori: The act of asking someone if their name is Lori.

Jordiekins said...

Oh. My. God.

You chose mine.

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