Why I hate my job:
Me: "Alright, your tickets are going to be in the center of the 12th row."
Patron: "Where are those, about?"
Me: ".....Uh. In the center, about 12 rows back?"
Patron: "Okay! Thank you!"
Edit: I also just asked someone if they wanted their tickets mailed to them... and they bought tickets for tonight. xD xD my liiiife.
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