I considered calling in sick to work, but then I remembered that work has air conditioning and this horrible oven house will never have air conditioning, so on that account alone, I decided to go after all.
I was hot, I was irritable, and I wanted to have time to get some food, so when I went outside to find my ford fiesta graffitied with taped on pieces of poster-board, I was NOT IMPRESSED.
I scowled at the car, took one picture with my camera phone for evidence/posterity, ripped the pieces off, threw them in the back seat, and drove off to work.
Approximately 5 minutes later, when I had just gotten to the on-ramp for I-5 South, I BURST out laughing. Because whoever graffitied my car wasn't trying to be MALICIOUS.
I mean, look at this:
Funniest thing I have ever seen. Someone went to a LOT of work to take this prank possibly a few steps too far. I love it. I saved the pieces; I may put them back on for a video. You cant really see them, but there are big blue floppy feet on the wheels, too.
I have no idea who did this.
I have no idea WHY they did this.
But god does it make me laugh.
I suppose this is a day in the life of a fiesta agent. LOL.
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